Blue t-shirt with white text: "AH'M NO AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK AH AM".

Ah'm No As Think As You Drunk – Scottish Tee

S / Royal
$29.99
$29.99
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Blue t-shirt with white text: "AH'M NO AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK AH AM".
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Ah'm No As Think As You Drunk – Scottish Tee

Ah'm No As Think As You Drunk – Scottish Tee

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The Story Behind the Design

A classic piece of Scottish linguistic gymnastics that manages to say something profound about the state of the evening while technically saying something completely different. This tee wears that glorious Scots tongue-twister with the pride of someone who has delivered it perfectly at least once, under circumstances that fully justified it, and never regretted a word.

  • Material: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and comfortable all day long
  • Weight: 4.5 oz/yd2 — lightweight yet substantial, built to last
  • Fit: Unisex classic fit — relaxed and flattering on all body types
  • Construction: Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for shape retention wash after wash
  • Neckline: Seamless crew neck that holds its form and stays comfortable
  • Finish: Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for a clean, premium look
  • Sizing: S to 3XL — wear true to size or size up for a relaxed fit
  • Colours: Available in Royal, Navy, and Black
  • Care: Machine washable — colours stay vivid, fabric stays soft

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Made to order. Allow 1–5 business days for production, followed by estimated delivery of:

  • US: 2–5 business days.
  • Other countries listed above: 5–10 business days.

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From Our Family to Yours

Celtic Ancestry Gifts is a family-run business founded by Stewart, a Glasgow native, and Anna, from Indiana. Our mission is to help families celebrate their Scottish, Irish and Welsh heritage through high-quality, personalized products.

Because every item is made-to-order, we are able to offer designs for thousands of different surnames across our entire catalog. We believe heritage is a vital part of personal identity and pride, and we are dedicated to helping you pass those connections down to the next generation.

Thank you for supporting our family business and letting us help tell your story.

 

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